Getting at a certain age one has had enough time to become purely energetically efficient.
Over the years, some have learned to hold their tongues a bit more while others, on the contrary, are now not shy about saying what is on their tongues.
With age has come the understanding that it is better to say how things are and that there is no longer any reason to hide things or withhold truth.
How many do you identify with??
As I’ve grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but annoying everyone is a piece of cake.
I’m not saying I’m old and worn out, but I make sure I’m nowhere near the curb on trash day.
As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I’m sure of one thing: It will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
Me (sobbing): “I can’t see you anymore — I’m not going to let you hurt me again.”
My physical exercise instructor (exasperated): “But you did only one sit-up.”
I haven’t gotten anything done today. I’ve been in the produce department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
Turns out that being senior is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one.
If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took…
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